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2011-05-30T04:13:00.001-07:00

indians.....

2006-11-14T15:30:00.000-08:00

1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes.
2. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.
3. You are Always standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the Airport.
4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's normal.
5. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp.
6. You recycle Wedding Gifts , Birthday Gifts and Anniversary Gifts.
7. You name your children in rhythms (example, Sita & Gita, Ram & Shyam, Priya & Shriya.)
8. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.
9. You take Indian snacks anywhere it says "No Food Allowed"
10. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
11. You load up the family car with as many people as possible.
12. You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether it's the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch.
13. Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think, but they won't let you do certain things because of what the other "Uncles and Aunties" will think.
14. You buy and display crockery, which is never used , as it is for special occasions, which never happen.
15. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.
16. You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
17. You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as possible.
18. Your kitchen shelf is full of jars, varieties of bowls and plastic utensils (got free with purchase of other stuff )
19. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).
20. You own a rice cooker or a pressure cooker.
21. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
22. You live with your parents and you are 40 years old. ( And they prefer it that way).
23. You don't use measuring cups when cooking.
24. You never learnt how to stand in a queue.
25. You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you off or receive you whether you are traveling by bus, train or plane.
26. If she is NOT your daughter, you always take interest in knowing whose daughter has run with whose son and feel proud to spread it at the velocity of more than the speed of light.
27. You only make long distance calls after 11 p.m.
28. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.
29. You call an older person you never met before Uncle or Aunty."
30. When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover you're talking to a distant cousin.
31. Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making foreign calls.
32. You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them from getting dirty.
33. It's embarrassing if your wedding has less than 600 people.
34. All your Tupperware is stained with food color.
35. You have drinking glasses made of steel.
36. You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping.

HAhaha this is a joke

2006-11-14T03:06:00.000-08:00

did u read the joke???
then laugh

I am too smart..

2006-11-11T18:21:00.000-08:00

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?"

Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!"

The teacher had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office.

While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave. The teacher agreed.

Johnny was brought in and the conditions are explained to him and he agrees to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Johnny: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Johnny: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grader should know.

The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Johnny can go to the third grade."

The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions" The principal and Johnny both agree.

The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Johnny, after a moment, "Legs."

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Johnny replied, "Pockets."

Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Johnny: "Pants"

Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?" Johnny: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Johnny in the fifth grade, I missed the last four questions myself."

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2006-10-30T18:01:00.001-08:00

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Newton's Law of Love

2006-10-30T16:00:00.000-08:00

Newton's law of Love

* love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.

1. first law: a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.
2. second law: the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.
3. third law: the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals

NAUGHTY BOYS

2006-07-11T03:17:00.000-07:00

A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard
students.As it was the first day,she gave her intro,and asked
all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby.

She said,Lets start with boys first.

Boys started giving their introduction
First boy said: My name is Michael, and my hobby is to see
"bubble" in the bathtub.

Teacher was confused to listen but said,Interesting.Well,Ok.Infact,we must be honest in
telling the hobby.So she said its ok Michael.
Yes next.

Second boy: Myself Peter and my hobby is to see
"bubble" in the bathtub

Teacher now got surprised and said,Good.I like the spirit of supporting a friend.Ok next.

Third boy: I am John and my hobby is to see
"bubble" in the bathtub.

Teacher:Guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere.Ok next.

This continues...
and the last boy stands up and says I am Harry and my hobby is to see
"bubble" in the bathtub.

Exhausted,the teacher said,I dont think I will be able to teach un-grown boys for long.
Anyhow,now the girls please.

First girl,I am Julie and my hobby is to see birds.

Teacher:Good.At last I got something different.
Ok next.

Second girl:I am Maria and I like to collect perfumes.

Teacher:Now its like educated grown up girls.Ok next.
You sweet girl,Yes you....

Most beautiful girl of the class:
Madam, my name is "Bubble" and my hobby is to take bath three times a day

New Elelment

2006-04-25T09:36:00.000-07:00

Element: WOMEN
Symbol : WO+
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg;
Isotopes: may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that.
4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be great aid to relaxation.

TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.

POTENTIAL HAZARD
Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.

!! WARNING !!
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE
FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS
ABOVE PROPERTIES ARE SHOWN BY ALL THE WOMEN OF THE WORLD

important part of body

2006-04-17T13:36:00.000-07:00

My mother used to ask me what is the most important part of the body.
Through the years I would take a guess at what I thought was the correct
answer. When I was younger, I thought sound was very important to us as
humans, so I said, "My ears, Mommy." She said, "No. Many people are deaf. But
you keep thinking about it and I will ask you again soon."

Several years passed before she asked me again. Since making my
first attempt, I had contemplated the correct answer.
So this time I told her, "Mommy, sight is very important to
everybody, so it must be "Our eyes." She looked at me and told me, "You are
learning fast, but the answer is not correct because there are many people who
are blind." Stumped again, I continued my quest for knowledge and over the
years,Mother asked me a couple more times and always her answer was, "No. But
you are getting smarter every year, my child."

Then one year, my grandfather died.Everybody was hurt. Everybody
was crying. Even my father cried. I remember that especially because it was
only the second time I saw him cry. My Mom looked at me when it was our
turn to say our final good-bye to my Grandfather. She asked me, "Do you know
the most important body part yet, my dear?"

I was shocked when she asked me this now. I always thought this
was a game between her and me. She saw the confusion on my face and told me,
"This question is very important. It shows that you have really lived in
your life. For every body part you gave me in the past, I have told you
were wrong and I have given you an example why. But today is the day
you need to learn this important lesson." She looked down at me as only a
mother can.I saw her eyes well up with tears.

She said, "My dear, the most important body part is your shoulder." I
asked, "Is it because it holds up my head?"
She replied, "No, it is because it can hold the head of a friend
or a loved one when they cry. Everybody needs a shoulder to cry on sometime
in life, my dear. I only hope that you have enough love and friends that
you will always have a shoulder to cry on when you need it."

Then and there I knew the most important body part is not a
selfish one. It is sympathetic to the pain of others.

People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. But
people will NEVER forget how you made them feel.

think

2006-04-17T13:29:00.000-07:00

1. if swimming is a good exercise to stay slim, then y do whales look fat

2. why is it called a building, when it is already built.

3. why is the place where spectators sit called as a stand

4. why is tat everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die

5. shall we say there is racial discrimination in chess,as white piece moves first.